a guide in how to succeed in whoring without really trying. if you want to be a success. there are tips and tricks written here. i could write about all my awesome clients (most of them) but that would be fucking boring.
no doubt people will be horrified by the honesty here. i'm far from the hero of all my stories, stumbling through awkward situations finding the humour in the horror.
a tale told by an idiot, full of sound a fury, signifying nothing
