how to succeed in whoring (without really trying)

a guide in how to succeed in whoring without really trying. if you want to be a success. there are tips and tricks written here. i could write about all my awesome clients (most of them) but that would be fucking boring. no doubt people will be horrified by the honesty here. i'm far from the hero of all my stories, stumbling through awkward situations finding the humour in the horror. a tale told by an idiot, full of sound a fury, signifying nothing

Thursday, 31 May 2012

thanks George Takei

Sunday, 6 May 2012

sex worker problems - pizza

been working like a motherfucker all week. so tired i ordered a pizza. but now i'm pumped up with viagra i'm struggling tuck my boner away before i open the door for the pizza man

i might have to snap it off

Thursday, 3 May 2012

don't fuck with a tranny

a john wouldn't pay and the tranny beats the fuck out of him