honesty

fuck honesty

what is more boring that other people's lives? not much. so embellish. be interesting even if you aren't

clients will also embellish. when it comes to compliments they will blow smoke up your arse until the cows come home, and when they do, those cows will also have an arse full of smoke. but eventually, when it comes to sex, they will be honest with you. like this:

D"

D's gay dating profile reads like this:

"I am first and foremost a human being. I am a warm,engaging person who is honest, funny. I can be deep, shallow, fun. I am into connection of the real and personal kind.

what am i looking for? I guess that is difficult to define easily. I appreciate warmth and humour as well as respect and affection. I am not after a hook up or a fling in the first instance. I would like to nurture friendship, a connection and build on that"

this is the message he sent to my commercial advert:

"Hi - i'm into lots of spit and being treated pretty rough - is this your bag? I get off on eating dirty asses and being pissed on - what do you reckon.

Sincere question

lazy

fuck I'm lazy. 6 months for another post?

that's basically point number 1: Be Lazy

what the fuck is wrong with being lazy? partly the reason i chose to do kind of work is that essentially I'm a lazy son of a bitch. don't work hard - work smart! laziness doesn't mean i don't work hard, but do as little as possible for maximum return. don't work your tits off for $15.56 and hour. sell your soul. sell your arse! work harder. put 10x the effort into one hour for more money.

SLEEP IN. no one likes a stressed-out anxious rat-faced whore. unless they like to watch you beg for crack (...and some do).

RELAX. take your time. Diana Ross, Phil Collins and even YOU should know you can't hurry love. no, you just have to wait. that love may be for sale but it doesn't always have to be flying off the shelves. if you relax and enjoy it, they'll relax and enjoy it (usually)

BE AN INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOY, LIVING A LIFE OF LEISURE. they want a piece of you and a bit of the image, so play it up. but don't be a twat