that's basically point number 1: Be Lazy
what the fuck is wrong with being lazy? partly the reason i chose to do kind of work is that essentially I'm a lazy son of a bitch. don't work hard - work smart! laziness doesn't mean i don't work hard, but do as little as possible for maximum return. don't work your tits off for $15.56 and hour. sell your soul. sell your arse! work harder. put 10x the effort into one hour for more money.
SLEEP IN. no one likes a stressed-out anxious rat-faced whore. unless they like to watch you beg for crack (...and some do).
RELAX. take your time. Diana Ross, Phil Collins and even YOU should know you can't hurry love. no, you just have to wait. that love may be for sale but it doesn't always have to be flying off the shelves. if you relax and enjoy it, they'll relax and enjoy it (usually)
BE AN INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOY, LIVING A LIFE OF LEISURE. they want a piece of you and a bit of the image, so play it up. but don't be a twat
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