Thursday 28 July 2011

hot gay male prostitute = dumb fuck twink



what an insipid little shit

high class hooker? $5 million dollars? what a fucking cocksucker! i reckon the 'friend' he is talking to is his himself doing his best sassy grrlfriend voice.

mmm-hmmm!
*snap* *snap* *snap*
(in a Z formation)

sure he's got a big smooth chest those chickenhawks would love to scratch their claws over, but those perky disco tits don't distract from a rotten face. i wouldn't go so far to say he has a face like a smashed crab, but it's not my cup of tea. he looks like a woman! i think, hang on, i've forgotten what he looks like already. give me a second to look again... yes! a face so forgettable i feel like a just paid him my tuition fee. he's like LaRoux's mum volunteering in a high school office 2 days a week just because she's bored and like to show of some of her woolen knits. there's nothing sexier than a twink with the face of a 35 year old woman slapped on top


of course prostitution is bad, you nimtard?

oh, you fucktard! you're whoring yourself out right now by being shirtless in EVERY tedious as fuck video expressing your twinky views on life. and if it's one thing twinks are admired for, it's their minds.

no it's not a lot different form what you are normally paid to do. i can't speak for women who work in the industry, but all of the violence i'm involved in has been cause by me. most of the time it's what they ask for... sometime i throw it in for no extra charge :)

$500 ain't enough now. but i'm sure he's sucked a plethora of old men's cocks for a few drinks on a night out. when those disco tits begin to sag, and his youthful (yet forgettable) feminine face begins to shrivel he'll be struggling to pull in a $US100 an hour, if not sucking dick for $20 in the back seat of a korean-made station wagon to buy crack

sex is sacred. yet he's eat penises 'all the time'


at least he's got some fucking clothes on for once

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