a load of Bull

i had to dig into work. it was still my first week in town and you have to grab them while your fresh. the client wants a stud. they don't want slops. so the longer you're in town the more they are likely to lose interest

i also decided to say 'yes' to every job. no matter how close they were. knock 'em out. some may cancel anyway, but once you get a rhythm going it's great. one after the other. a production line. it's sounds bad, but if you're psyched up for it it's quite easy and if all goes well you do a far better job. i get so stirred up that i tear into each one with more passion than i would if they were spaced 2 hours apart. in those 2 hours i;d get hungry. or bored. or i'd see a dog with a puffy tail and forget what it was i was supposed to be doing

today was a sweet old guy i'd seen before. has a partner of many years who i have also had as a client. he tells me this and i pretend to have not drawn the connection between the two of them before. 

we get into it. it's going fine. then things get a bit messy. we stop. he cleans up. we get back into it. things get messy again. he cleans up. he apologises and that's fine. i'm pretty tolerant. you're packing fudge all day you have to expect some casualties. i've heard of other escort being total princesses when they unwittingly unwrap a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, some ending the session completely or one tranny i knew would fine them $50. i allow 3 strikes before it's over. unless it smells. the sight i can tolerate but it's the smell of someone else's cookin' - that i can't stand

we get back into it yet again and i throw him down on his back and fucked the hell out of him in the hope of making him blow before he swings a that inevitable third strike. "oh yes! this amazing! you're a big man! you're a bull!"

"a what?"

"you're a bull. you're a bull of a man."

i had never heard that before and i dare say it's one of the best compliments i have ever had. it turned me on no end. if he wanted a bull. he will get one! i slammed the bejesus out of him. even when things got fudgey for a third time. i looked away. tried to wipe the sight of that weird mustard colour from my mind until he blew

then i carefully withdrew and, like a changing a baby's nappy, i held his ankles high in the air and wrapped the towel around his waist

"what?" he asked "what's wrong. is it..?"

"nothing. you don't need to know," i smiled, "just relax and get in the shower." no doubt he's more embarrassed by the unfortunate situation than i would be angry

things are all good. cleaned up and paid for he's out the door and i have 15 minutes to shower, brush my teeth, change sheets and air out the skank from the apartment. 

the next guy i have never seen before. he called a few days ago and asked a lot of questions. first timer questions. very nervous and almost panicking. these guys need patience and someone to make them feel comfortable or no one is going to any fun

he turned up at the door. he was cute short stocky little guy in his business suit. he comes in breathing heavy and clinging nervously to a bottle of water. 

"hey," i smile "how you doing?"

"hey. yeah. i'm good. yourself?" his eyes darting all over me but quickly jumping to somewhere else in the room. then back. then situation was too much and he'd look away again

"yeah. i'm alright. loving this beautiful sunny weather."

"yeah me too. is it okay if i cancel?"

"what?"

"is it okay of i cancel? can i cancel this appointment?"

"no. you're already here."

"really?"

"no. you can't cancel now"

"-i'm just not… i'm not…"

i speak low and calm and slowly. i even deepen my voice - a great way of commanding people to do what you want. "you were very definite on the phone about what you wanted. is it me? am i not what you expected?"

"no. i mean yes. i mean no you're hot. you're… you're really hot. i'm just…"

he was as nervous as hell. "come here." i take the bottle from his hand and lean in and wrap my arms around him. a hug calms anybody down. his breathing slows down as i pull his cheek onto my chest. "just relax. it's all good." in a few seconds he's calm and smiling. he slowly pulls away and look up and thanks me. everything was okay

then wham! he launches himself on me. arms grabbing at my chest and shoulders and cock before his water bottle even got a chance to hit the ground. "woah! easy!"

he pulls back. "ok. sorry." and he's as calm as a blue ocean. he unbottons his shirt. i take of him mine then WHAM! he leaps on me again!

i let him go for a bit then calm him down and we slowly undress. the second my cock is out he leaps again tearing at me like a tiger tearing the arm off a child stupid enough to reach into it's cage "ah fuck it!" i throw him down on the bed face down and attempt to massage him. i manage 30 seconds before he flips around touches my cock

"oh no!" he screams "this always happens with guys!" and he blows his load. i was a little disappointed because this could have been fun. so i roll him over and start massaging him. he calms down and starts talking. "sorry i haven;t done stuff with guys before. i just get so turned on by men. i just can't hold back. i'm engaged so i'm experimenting now while i can."

"umm… dude... maybe you should hold off getting married."

"well, i already live with my fiance. we've got it all planned. so…"

"yeah but i was married too, buddy," i stretched the truth a little, "i love her but it wasn't right. although she's more than fine with it now. it wasn't cool to do to her."

"oh really?"

"yeah. maybe you should figure things out before going any further."

surprisingly, a fair bit of this job is counselling. no, i'm not qualified but there things guys will tell me that they don't admit to anyone else. without giving any definite advice. my definite advice would be "what the fuck!?! don't ruin this chicks life because you're too embarrassed to admit you like cock!" but you have limited time. you can piss them off and you can't lecture them

the little guy was up, showered and out before i was going to offer him a discount (seeing as how he was there for a total of only 15 minutes). i went out and grabbed a coffee out in the sun. today i'd been a masseur, a counsillor, a butt-wiping nanny and a bull out to stud, i deserved a little fun of my own