Thursday, 26 April 2012

sex worker problems - hair



for chicks, maybe

for dudes, the more hair i have the more work i get

except that one client who asked me to shave my arse if i wanted the job. i told him to go to hell. i don't want no itchy cactus ass. walking around town for the next month with regrowth spiking through my jocks like some goddamn chia pet. there's a gay sushi train of schick chicks out there. hire one of their smooth arses

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