remember, putting an advert up with your phone number means anyone can call you...
"hey andy, how you going?"
"i'm good. you?"
"yes. i wondering if you're a free this evening. i have a bit of a strange request. i want you to shit in my toilet bowl."
"um," i answered quite unfazed "i've already taken a dump today. i won't need to go again until tomorrow. but if something, err... comes up i will give you a call"
i sat for a minute and thought it was strange that i didn't think the phone conversation was all that strange. so i told my flatmate while he was making a cup of tea. "what?" he looked at me confused, "is the toilet new? is he worried about it and needs you to take it for a test drive?"
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