Thursday 5 May 2011

3way part I - organization

i'm now back to working independently.

but remember, working for yourself means you gotta do everything.

organising myself is a pain in the arse. i'm lazy. how lazy? i'm so lazy i wouldn't get out of the bath the take a shit. so when a client asks 'i want you to organise 3way' you're just asking for a head ache. not only do i have to organise myself, but 2 other hookers as well. you might as well ask me to build the fucking great pyramid of giza. the pyramid is more likely to happen than coordinating a fucking orgy

this sounded fairly easy. the client is an older guy, 50s, "beary" and just wants to watch a mate of his (a former escort) get fucked by a few other guys. i scoured online to see what i could get him. Benji was still around, so i shoot him a msg. the only other one that appealed was under the name of "hustler white". nice little Bruse LaBruce reference. this guy had a great body. then it came to a body pic taken in a bathroom. i recognised the bathroom

i'm a fag. as much as i try to deny it, i'm a fag just like every other fag. we're innately good with style, in particular, hair, fashion and interior decorating. not always successful at it, but we have a fair idea of what's going on. that's why i believe being a fag is genetic. we ain't taught this shit - it's just there. we are, as they say, born this way.

7 weeks ago a friend, Boo Boo originally from Melbourne and now living in Berlin had returned for 2 weeks. he was staying with friends in the northern suburbs. i picked up Boo-Boo* and we went to train at the gym together. i see a bathroom once almost two months ago and i recognise the decor when it shows up in this escort's picture. by the shape of his jaw and body. i know who it is. and yes, he is hot. i see him at my gym every now and then. i shoot him a msg. he quickly replies saying "he is probably not what the client wants ...and by the way, we've met before, i'm JJ. I'm boo-boo's friend."

i admitted i knew it was him and but didn't say anything earlier in case he might freak out. after a few messages he believed he's 'not what the client wants'. if you got a cock and you're not a starfish bottom, you are what the client wants. so he was probably just being polite that he was backing out of a possibly weird situation

i referred the client both Benji and Jay-Jay's adverts to look at anyway

then Benji called back to say to say he could not make it. he had another booking

then in the end, after looking at the other guy's ads, the client said "i think i'll just have you without them"

Fuck! what a pain in the fucking arse! 2 hours. wasted

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