the best word to describe those final days. empty your house. pack your bags. tie up your own (and your boyfriend's) loose ends. if that was all, frantic would sum it up perfectly. but as every manwhore knows, from the pornstars and international playboy to wandering vagrants, the second you advertise that you are only in town for a limited time every man and his frisky dingo wants to hire you one last time
Apple know it by limiting stock. Sony knew it by slowly relaxing a new playstation console. oversupply is met with malaise. having something readily available is not appealing. johns become complacent when they think you are a hooker who sits around the house waiting for the phone to ring.
those who own a dog knows that when Rover seems to be disinterested in dinner the second you try to drag his bowl away any attempts will be met with growling threats to rip your arm from socket.
create demand by limiting supply.
i have even advertised i was leaving town when i had no intention to. just because i needed a sudden injection of cash that week.
"i thought you were leaving town?"
"oh… umm… that got cancelled," while my motorbike got a new set of wheels
plus everyone loves a jet setter. let them live vicariously through you. let them hire a piece.
i'm mentioned before how many clients are disappointed that i don't have a drug habit to support. some want to know i'm sucking dick for drugs. maybe that makes them feel better. that they're making a difference in a junkies life. that they are talking a walk on the wild side and just for an hour or two living your filthy degenerate life. nothing is more boring than sucking dick to pay off a credit card. paying a student loans has it's appeal with promise of a better life, but not so you can buy a new plunger for your Bodum.
if it doesn't bother you, let them pity you if it makes them feel better
so an overseas holiday is good for them too. knowing their money is going to a worthwhile cause. one they can aspire to or reminisce and envy.
whatever the reason, it works
so many phone calls. so many new clients crawled out of the wood work. longtime listener - first time caller. i worked my guts out
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