how to succeed in whoring (without really trying)

a guide in how to succeed in whoring without really trying. if you want to be a success. there are tips and tricks written here. i could write about all my awesome clients (most of them) but that would be fucking boring. no doubt people will be horrified by the honesty here. i'm far from the hero of all my stories, stumbling through awkward situations finding the humour in the horror. a tale told by an idiot, full of sound a fury, signifying nothing

Sunday 2 September 2012

whoring tips: twin peaks

whoring tips #2 - keep yourself busy

sitting around waiting for your next john to ring can be fucking boring. so keep yourself busy. satisfy your love of art-house film directors and hipster lust for retro gaming simultaneously with the fucked up Atari 2600 Twin Peaks Video Game!

mac or PC downloadable here

Sunday 2 September 2012

whoring tips: twin peaks

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