utes

I'd had a good week. work was back up. money was coming in. getting closer to saving up for a car. Melbourne in winter is too cold for a motorbike so i need a car.

i want a ute.



why do i want a ute? it's because they're fuckin hot. and i'm fuckin vain. i'm not gonna piss around town in a little bitch box barina or fucking Kia or hyundai. i'm not a tradie. i don't need it for work. but i want a fucking man's car and i wanna drive around town and fuck guys in the back. in the words of the great Kevin Bloody Wilson, i want to be rootin' in the back of the ute



so i reckon i could use it for work. take the blue collar thing to the next level - make a mobile whorehouse and fuck them in the back of the ute. that's hot! and use sump oil to lube their arses :)